"So they were like knocking and knocking, and then they weren't, so I was like 'hell-to-the-yeah, man."
"It's like outsourcing your passive aggressiveness to a 3rd party, without getting your hands dirty!"
"Honestly, not so good at saying no... and definitely not the best at comebacks... problem solved! Thanks, Door Knocker Blockers!!"
"It's like a physical AD BLOCKER for your front door ... which come on, tell me that's not kick-A?!"
"How many solar sales guys does it take to screw in a light bulb, indeed..."
"I've calculated the value of time saved on useless conversations vs the cost of my DKB acquisitions. The ROI is truly astounding."
*yeah none of these actually happened
"Saves me from having to cuss out those poor solar guys. They really deserve better than that!"
"Oh yeah, there's more where that came from, you sussy little solar bitches!!"
"I believe I can state that the marginal utility of the Door Knocker Blocker campaign offsets its largely dissonant underpinnings."
We're 'taking the piss' - but just like the old days, this urine's medicinal !
Nobody likes being moralized to, but everyone likes a good roast !
We're redirecting our rabble-rousing nature to a good cause !
Even if you're offended by this shtick, it's okay. Let 'em take their shots. It'll only make you stronger !
... don't tell nobody.
But will taking the temperature down on solar cause more of it to happen..? Let's just call it a social experiment ;)
Sheeeeeeeeeeeet, mama!! Ain't nothing proven about this! That's crazy talk !
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